What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

Me : No

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What are the causes of over sweating?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why am I attracted to older men?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I'm 24.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

He : Tea ?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Thank you.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?